Monday, August 9, 2010

Here's a little something that may soon be appearing in your local newspapers.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

New book takes light-hearted look at cookie-selling power of Girl Scouts

Girl Scouts…And How to Avoid Them by author Patrick Strain proves it’s difficult to get around the Girl Scouts

RATHDRUM, Idaho – Girl Scouts…And How to Avoid Them by Patrick Strain is a tale of how two men, with the help of a Girl Scout, learn to stand for what is right .

Inspired by his own experiences, Strain says, “I often found it nearly impossible to turn down Girl Scouts selling cookies regardless of whether or not I wanted cookies or had just purchased cookies at another location. I found it funny that I would look for ways to avoid the Girl Scouts and their cookies rather than just say no thanks.”

In Girl Scouts…And How to Avoid Them, Joe and Vince have soft spots in their hearts for little girls, especially cookie-selling Girl Scouts. They just can’t say no to buying cookies. In an effort to overcome their weak spot, they come up with a plan for avoiding Girl Scouts and their wares, but just as they feel they are making headway, Joe’s five-year-old niece arrives on the scene to spend her summer with them…and she happens to be a member of the Girl Scouts. However, as it turns out, she isn’t their only problem. Because Joe and Vince design security systems for a living, they become the target of some local gypsy gangsters, who attempt to coerce the two into doing some shady work for them. When Joe’s niece discovers the dilemma, she tries to help her uncle by giving him a lesson on ethics and by doing everything in her power to avert the gypsies’ plans. Along the way, she plays matchmaker for the guys, and with the help of a fellow Scout, ultimately brings everyone together in a comedy that aims to give a subtle lesson on doing the right thing in spite of the consequences.

Writing to promote the adoption of a set of principles by which to live one’s life, Strain recognizes the value of organizations such as the Girl Scouts. “It could be said that the title is sort of a reverse-psychology in that I believe my book will actually help to raise interest in the various Girl Scout groups,” he says.

Girl Scouts…And How to Avoid Them is available for sale online at Amazon.com and other channels.

About the Author
Patrick Strain is also the author of a more serious novel entitled The Ninth Hour: a Chicago Story. He currently resides in the northwestern United States.

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Saturday, April 10, 2010

Website now online!!!

Special delivery! Patrickstrain.net is now finally up and running!!! Visit the site to check out the synopsis for each book as well as their first chapter, and down the road you'll also find a trivia section and the latest news on upcoming novels--including the anticipated story Patrick is currently writing involving time travel.

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Monday, March 22, 2010

The Ninth Hour: a chicago story synopsis

1920s Chicago was the scene of intense gang warfare for control over the metropolis of the Midwest. In the battles that were waged, Vincent operated in secrecy, remaining unknown, and waiting patiently for the day when he should seize the reins of power. His slumbering opposition is investigator John Capell, a close friend to one of the highest ranking henchmen under his own employ.

When the wife of a member of Vincent’s gang experiences mysterious complications in the latter stages of her pregnancy, the henchman is consumed by grief, hatred, and an insatiable thirst for vengeance. John Capell is thrown into a labyrinth of murderous horrors, deceit, and violence as vengeance wreaks its havoc on the streets of Chicago, approaching even the object of John’s own love. Throw into the streets Vincent’s lust for control of the city, a maniacal Satanist that feeds on the despair his victims, and John Capell’s dedication to justice. The question becomes: how far will a mourning gangster go to avenge his loss, and how many other people, innocent or otherwise, will be drawn into his well of grief?